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Woman Sues McDonald's For Damaging Singing Voice

A gospel singer from Brooklyn, New York, is suing McDonald’s because one of their sandwiches allegedly ruined her singing voice. Jacqueline Simpson’s lawsuit claims she was eating ... More A gospel singer from Brooklyn, New York, is suing McDonald’s because one of their sandwiches allegedly ruined her singing voice. Jacqueline Simpson’s lawsuit claims she was eating a McChicken at a Downtown Manhattan McDonald’s in 2010, when she bit into a piece of glass. Ms. Simpson claims that she can't sing anymore and now people confuse her voice with a man's on the phone. Is there a lawyer in McDonaldland? Less

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