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Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought

by The Onion 1:27 mins

Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought

by The Onion 1:27 mins

The universe, long known as a bleak and unforgiving place where essentially nothing matters, is in fact even crueler and more heartless than previously thought, according to a startling report published Tuesday by scientists at the Institute for Advanced Study.

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