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Study: Nation's Third-Graders Now Eating At A Ninth-Grade Level

by The Onion 1:53 mins

Study: Nation's Third-Graders Now Eating At A Ninth-Grade Level

by The Onion 1:53 mins

A local man feels even lazier when he thinks about how much ISIS has accomplished this year, a police officer doesn’t see a difference between black and light-skinned black suspects, and a weak-willed termite eats a whole log in one sitting. It's the week of August 15, 2014.

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