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Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

by The Onion 1:48 mins

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

by The Onion 1:48 mins

Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine.

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