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The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You

by The Onion 3:21 mins

The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You

by The Onion 3:21 mins

Our guest speaker’s car broke down and his cell phone is busted. All he needs is $12.45 and he promises to pay you back.

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