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Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users To Check ‘Yes’ If They Have Open Sores

by The Onion 2:07 mins

Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users To Check ‘Yes’ If They Have Open Sores

by The Onion 2:07 mins

Offering one-click companionship for singles who have exhausted all other options, new last-ditch dating website LastShot.com, which launched earlier this week, pairs users with a partner based solely on whether they have open sores anywhere on their body, company sources confirmed.

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