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Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

by The Onion 1:33 mins

Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

by The Onion 1:33 mins

The sandwich chain says it is 'deeply sorry' if customers mistakenly believed that eating an entire foot of food could somehow be considered healthy.

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