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Doctors Say Average Heart Attack Victim Doesn’t Clutch At Chest Nearly Dramatically Enough

by The Onion 1:50 mins

Doctors Say Average Heart Attack Victim Doesn’t Clutch At Chest Nearly Dramatically Enough

by The Onion 1:50 mins

According to the results of a study published Thursday by the American Heart Association, most heart attack victims do not freeze up and grab at their chests with sufficient measures of theatrics when suffering a cardiac arrest.

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