Summertime Cold Open
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This is a commercial parody involving the new wave of fiber cereals. Phil is a typical man sitting down to have a bowl of cereal when the announcer asks him,How many bowls of his cereal would he have to eat to get as much fiber as Colon Blow. It turns out to be something like 30 million bowls and Phil is sitting on top of them all.
For most people, summer means trips to the beach, surfing and building sandcastles, but for Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon), it means months of campaigning.
Host Louis C.K. discusses what it was like growing up in the 1970s, when it was okay to be racist and everyone knew about the town child molester.
Two elves (Vanessa Bayer, Kenan Thompson) purposely don't do their work in the hopes the shoemaker (Louis C.K.) will punish them physically.
After getting caught imitating his boss (Leslie Jones), a new employee (Louis C.K.) must play off the impression as his real talking voice in order to not get fired.
The Woodworkers Association reminds you to use the toothpick and not download books to your iPad. Otherwise, what will happen to the lumberjack?