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The Onion

Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe

Our polling experts weigh in on the terrifyingly infinite number of possible election outcomes.

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Our polling experts weigh in on the terrifyingly infinite number of possible election outcomes.

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