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Musician Ordered to Pay $1M for Lost Laptop

"Famous" rapper, Ryan Leslie, lost his laptop and promised to pay $1,000,000 for its safe return, but when it was finally found, he took back his offer. Not cool, Leslie. You shoul... More "Famous" rapper, Ryan Leslie, lost his laptop and promised to pay $1,000,000 for its safe return, but when it was finally found, he took back his offer. Not cool, Leslie. You should pay up. Also, a judge just ordered you to pay up. So, now you have to. Look on the bright side, buddy. If enough people find out about this, maybe we won't have to put quotes around the word "famous" next time. Also, our second story is about bacteria-killing microwaves. Pretty neat stuff. Less

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