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Millionaire Wants a Girlfriend from Santa

Marc Paskin seems like pretty good guy. He's a rich widower who has appeared on reality TV and given thousands of dollars back to his community. What's missing in his life? Apparen... More Marc Paskin seems like pretty good guy. He's a rich widower who has appeared on reality TV and given thousands of dollars back to his community. What's missing in his life? Apparently, a Latina girlfriend. Or so claims the billboard that he's purchased in San Diego. It says "All I want for Christmas is a Latina Girlfriend. Contact Marc: LatinaGirlfriend@aol.com." Somebody call Patrick Dempsey, because apparently money can't buy love, but it CAN buy a very specific billboard. Less

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