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Man Saved By Contact Solution

Sam Woodhead went for a jog in Queensland, Australia and got lost. Unfortunately for Sam, he had only packed one liter of water for his jog, and quickly finished that off in the fi... More Sam Woodhead went for a jog in Queensland, Australia and got lost. Unfortunately for Sam, he had only packed one liter of water for his jog, and quickly finished that off in the first hour. So how did he survive three days in the outback with no water? He drank his dad's contact solution. Eat your heart out, Bear Grylls. Your perfect vision is a detriment to survival. Less

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