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New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose

by The Onion 1:06 mins

New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose

by The Onion 1:06 mins

Record turnout is expected at the polls thanks to a groundbreaking new voting booth that lets Americans violently murder the candidate they hate the most.

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