A Curry So Hot You'll Hallucinate?
A Curry So Hot You'll Hallucinate?
Cop Helps Skunk Stuck In A Yogurt Cup
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The Naga Infinity Chili is the world's second hottest pepper, but that didn't stop one restaurant in England from making a curry out of twenty of them. Bindi's "The Widower" curry is so hot that it is higher on the Scoville Scale for hotness than tear gas. It's also so hot that only one man on earth has been able to finish a full serving. And that guy wandered around town hallucinating for ten minutes halfway through his dish, before coming back to finally finish it. Well done, guy who ate hot stuff.
In Michigan, Police Officer Merlin Taylor was on duty last week when he received a call of an animal in distress. When he arrived at the scene, he saw a baby skunk with its head stuck in a yogurt cup. Knowing full well that he was probably going to get sprayed, Officer Taylor put on a pair of gloves and helped the skunk out of the tight situation, and in a stroke of luck, the skunk was actually too young to spray him anyway, so they both came out smelling great!
A British man has invented a bed with a built-in alarm clock that physically ejects people out of their slumber! This bed uses a series of sirens, bells and horns to jolt the sleeping occupant awake before literally thrusting them onto the floor. Invented by Colin Furze and dubbed the “High Voltage Ejector Bed,” this product is perfect for anyone who has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. There's no official launch date for the ejector bed, but one thing is for certain; this product will literally launch us into the future...whether we like it or not!
Police at the University Of Michigan are on the hunt for an aggressive Turkey stalking the grounds of the University's North Campus. The turkey, lovingly dubbed “Gobbles” or “Mr. Tom Tom,” has been terrorizing students at Michigan since June of this year, and gaining fame online with students posting pictures and video of it on social media. Let's hope they find and relocate it soon, or it may find itself stuffed with a massive amount... of college debt.
Yoly Nava and her family were celebrating her mother’s birthday in Arlington, Texas, when their time was ruined by a pair of scissors baked into a store-bought cake. Yoly’s brother bought the $59.99 tres leches cake from the nearby El Rancho Supermarket, and nowhere on the receipt did it mention anything about a free prize hidden inside.
Federal Agents in Washington state arrested one of the stars of a horror movie after the production was written up in the local paper. After his photo appeared in The Olympian, in an article about the production of the low budget horror movie, 'Marla Mae,' star Jason Stange was arrested for violating his parole. It turns out, other than being an actor, Mr. Stange was arrested for robbing a bank in 2006!
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