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'The Daily Show': The Hungry Games

The Super Bowl is almost here, which means it's time to stock up on snacks. Jon Stewart of "The Daily Show" reacted to rumors about a possible shortage of a key ingredient for game... More The Super Bowl is almost here, which means it's time to stock up on snacks. Jon Stewart of "The Daily Show" reacted to rumors about a possible shortage of a key ingredient for game-day munching. "Noooooooo! No Velveeta?" exclaimed Stewart. "What will I do without my milk-based sodium phosphate?"Stewart suggested that the rumors about a dearth of Velveeta could be, well, fake. "Are you implying that the makers of Velveeta would attempt to pass off as real some sort of blatantly artificial clearly unnatural synthetic creation?" Bacon might also be in short supply, due to a fast-spreading porcine virus. But maybe that's not such a bad thing — "If there's one risk America's running, it's not eating too little bacon," Stewart said. Less

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