White House Officials Confirm Malia Obama Now Seven Feet, Nine Inches Tall

The Onion | 3:10 | Sat, Sep 15, 2012 1:00 PM EDT | 1,245 views

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White House Officials Confirm Malia Obama Now Seven Feet, Nine Inches Tall

Sat, Sep 15, 2012 1:00 PM EDT - The Onion 3:10

Paul Ryan is knocked over by a pack of rambunctious Romney boys, a personal trainer makes a man put on a humiliating little show for the entire gym, and Google's 9/11 homepage design stirs controversy. It's the week of September 10, 2011.