A New York Post reporter bought a NYFD "fireman's key ring" from a retired locksmith on eBay for $150. Turns out the keys are still good and can control elevators, circuit breakers, subway entrances, and traffic lights. This can't be legal, can it? Nope. Turns out it might not be. Both the NYPD and NYFD are investigating the seller. In our second story, what does the smallest apartment in London look like? You know, besides looking really, really small.