A hilarious hacker in Portland, Maine reprogrammed an electronic road sign to say "Warning! Zombies Ahead!" instead of the boring road work warning it usually carries. Authorities can't find the hacker and also aren't sure how the sign was even hacked. So, what’s worse: traffic or zombies? Also, in our second story, Philadelphia is the capital of sweatpants. Maybe, Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom" was actually about belts?