In a new online commercial, Swedish company Pause has unveiled a very unique luxury coffin. Not only does it offer "god-like comfort," but a luxury sound system to boot. The digital headstone connects to a server that will play your (or your friend's) customized Spotify playlist to your lifeless, unlistening corpse. Who would pay over $30,000 for this??? Oh, Dracula. That's who. We stand corrected.