Lin Chen, an old woman in China, got tired of people speeding through an intersection near her house. So, she did the only reasonable thing and attached a sexily dressed blow-up doll to a nearby tree. Her plan might have worked, but police don’t entirely agree with her method. Plus, in an unrelated story, Alaska Airlines has taken to posting vague notes on their airplanes instead of actually fixing the plane. Thanks, guys. That makes us feel really safe.