GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November

The Onion | 2:44 | Tue, Aug 7, 2012 1:00 PM EDT | 429 views

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GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November

Tue, Aug 7, 2012 1:00 PM EDT - The Onion 2:44

Republicans are reminding seniors to take their blood pressure medication, hoping they won't die before voting on Election Day.