Everyone Unaware How Much Freshman Doing Keg Stand Secretly Misses His Parents

The Onion | 3:13 | Sat, Aug 25, 2012 1:00 PM EDT | 245 views

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Everyone Unaware How Much Freshman Doing Keg Stand Secretly Misses His Parents

Sat, Aug 25, 2012 1:00 PM EDT - The Onion 3:13

A woman is relieved to hear her rape was illegitimate, a 2nd-grade teacher can't believe how much fatter they keep getting, and college roommates continue their bonding process until real friends are made. It's the week of August 20, 2012.