The Onion looks back at Alabama's first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDR's rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman. More »Alabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide
News without mercy from the nation's least-trusted news source.
● Visit The Onion
● Like The Onion on Facebook
Onion editorial cartoonist Stan Kelly is one of the world's top opinion-makers. He … More »Behind The Pen: How Marriage …
A 5-year-old announces that the circle is no longer her favorite shape, former Kentucky … More »Santorum Now Viciously Condemning …
More From The Onion
1 - 8 of 30
The Onion on Twitter
NEWSWIRE: Getting Grandma Into Family Reunion T-Shirt A 3-Person Job http://t.co/2khFnZO5
Yahoo! Originals
1 - 4 of 7