Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"

6 months ago, The Onion

The GOOMF guys yell somewhat coherently about a water polo defection, the Cubs' new seven-player "ChicagaZor," and Jeff Saturday wasting away without Peyton Manning.

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