A new 47-page "Aircraft Standards" rulebook for employees of Abercrombie & Fitch's private jet has surfaced, and it has some crazy guidelines. Apparently, CEO Michael Jeffries has weird ideas from everything to what employees should wear and what kind of music they listen to. SPOILER ALERT: He's a big Phil Collins fan. Plus, in our second story, a New York teacher is in trouble for offering students "no homework" passes if they buy his soap. Trust us, it'll make sense later!